The Tortoise Eats Hair

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Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers For Keeping Drugs Illegal

21st-century-classical-liberal:

Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes’ yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, “I couldn’t have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you.”

(Source: anarcho-americana, via hagbardceline)

When I was at a GoT panel, Lena Heady had mentioned how she and Peter had lived together for quite a while, and that when she didn’t give him the proper amount of attention, Peter would come storming into the room, saying, “I’ve been pretending to be fucking dead in the other room for like two hours! What the fuck have you been doing?”

Apparently he played dead quite a lot when he wasn’t getting enough attention.

(Source: rubyredwisp, via hagbardceline)

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Tonight, I got paid to meet Joe Biden

Tonight, I got paid to meet Joe Biden